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+August 5th, 2021
+
+Warrant Canary covering the Month of July, 2021
+
+This is the third Warrant Canary for 1776 Solutions, LLC, Lolcow LLC, and
+Mad at the Internet, LLC.
+
+This issue of the Warrant Canary was delayed due to an unforseeable event.
+
+An explanation for what a Warrant Canary is can be found on the EFF:
+https://www.eff.org/deeplinks/2014/04/warrant-canary-faq
+
+National Security Letters
+1776: 0
+Kiwi: 0
+MATI: 0
+
+Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court
+1776: 0
+Kiwi: 0
+MATI: 0
+
+Gag orders under 18 USC 2705(b)
+1776: 0
+Kiwi: 0
+MATI: 0
+
+The Kiwi Farms has received two letters from Russia's ROSKOMNADZOR further
+insisting the deletion of memes depicting Hitler dressed as Santa.
+
+Additionally, the Kiwi Farms received two letters from ROSKOMNADZOR now also
+requesting the deletion of a user's avatar which depicts people killing
+themselves in various ways while smiling in a 1950s art style.
+
+The Kiwi Farms and 1776 Hosting have endured various DDoS attacks throughout
+the month. Automated mitigation is in place and is mostly working.
+
+While no US law enforcement reached out to us in July, I voluntarily contacted
+them in regards to the Chris-Chan incest case.
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