Rusty Shackleford
59 lines
1.5 KiB
PHP
59 lines
1.5 KiB
PHP
<?php
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trait General {
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static function loop(){
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if(!isset($_SESSION['FT']) || mt_rand(0,99) > 90){
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$_SESSION['FT'] = true;
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return '/assets/flash/ngslc/'.[
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'havanagila',
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'beznogim',
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'duck',
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'mind',
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'space'
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][mt_rand(0,4)];
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}
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$LO = array(
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'heart',
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'coloris',
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'earth',
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'jettison',
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'wandering',
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'love',
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'heart2',
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'dream',
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'life'
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);
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if(empty($_SESSION['LO'])){
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$_SESSION['LO'] = $LO;
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} else $LO = $_SESSION['LO'];
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$I = mt_rand(0, count($LO) - 1);
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$L = $LO[$I];
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array_splice($LO, $I, 1);
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$_SESSION['LO'] = $LO;
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return '/assets/flash/'.$L;
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}
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static function banner(){
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$x = array_diff(scandir(ROOT.'assets/i/boards',SCANDIR_SORT_NONE),array('.','..'));
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$b = "<a class='advice' href='/'><img src='/assets/i/none.gif' alt='?' width='333' height='111' /></a>";
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if(!empty($x)){
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shuffle($x);
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$x = $x[0];
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preg_match('/^((\D+)\d*)\.\w+/i',$x,$y);
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$b = "<a class='advice' href='/{$y[2]}/'><img src='/assets/i/boards/{$x}' alt='{$y[1]}' width='333' height='111' /></a>";
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}
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echo $b;
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}
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static function motto(){
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if($m = file_get_contents(Data::MOTTOS)){
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return $m[mt_rand(0, count($m) - 1)];
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}
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return null;
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}
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static function bckg(){
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return '<aside bckg locked id="background" style="background-image:url("/assets/i/wp/'.random_int(1,16).'.jpg")"></aside>'
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.'<script async defer type="text/javascript" src="/assets/js/background.js"></script>';
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}
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} |