My fellow brothers, I, Billy Herrington, stand here today, humbled by the task before us, mindful of the sacrifices borne by our Nico Nico ancestors.
We are in the midst of a crisis. Nico Nico Douga is at war against a far-reaching storm of disturbance and deletion. Nico Nico's economy is badly weakened: a consequence of carelessness and irresponsibility on the part of acknowledgement, but also on the collective failure to make hard choices and to prepare for a new, MAD age.
Today, I say to you, that the challenges are real, and they are many. They will not be easily met, or in a short span of time, but know this, Nico Nico: they will be met. In reaffirming the greatness of our site, we understand that greatness is never given, our journey has never been one of shortcuts. It has not been for the faint-hearted, or who seek the fleshly pleasures. Rather, it has been the risk-takers, the wasted genii, the creators of MAD things. For us, they toiled in sweatshops, endured the lash of the spanking. Time and again, these men struggled, and sacrificed, so that we might ... LIVE BETTER.
We remain the most powerful site on the Internet, our minds no less inventive, and services no less needed than they were last week, or yesterday, or the day before the day after tomorrow. Starting today, we must pull up our pants, dust ourselves off, and begin again the work of remaking Nico Nico Douga.
Now, there are some who question the scale of our ambitions, who suggest our server system cannot tolerate too many movies. Their memories are short, for they have forgotten what Nico Nico already has done, what free men can achieve when imagination is joined to common purpose.
And so, to all the people who are watching this video, from the grandest cities, to the small villages where IKZO was born, know that Nico Nico is a friend to every man, who seeks the future of love and peace. Now we will begin to responsibly leave authorized common materials to Nico Nico people, and forge a hard-earned peace in this MAD world.
What is required of us now is a new era of responsibility. This is the price, and the promise, of Nico NiCommons citizenship. Nico Nico Douga, in the face of common dangers, in this winter of our hardship, let us remember these timeless words: ASS, WE CAN.
Let it be said by our children's children, that when we were tested by DOS attacks, when we were refused by YouTube, that we did not turn back, nor did we falter, and we carried forth that great gift of freedom be delivered, and safely to future generations.
Thank you. God bless, and God bless Nico Nico Douga.
File this under "how did nobody notice this shit for so long?" Currently reflections basically have the projectile pass through you like you're a piece of glass, which ruins one of its most important traitors (protecting people behind you/putting the shooter in danger.
Also energy shields are a meme and literally cannot block anything, instead of sparking a balance debate im just fixing the description so nobody gets duped.
* Clean up a bunch of undefined arg runtimes
Ensure subtypes have the appropriate arguments, do a bit of code cleanup
and remove some uneeded emote procs that also caused runtimes
* Fix up all calls to canUseTopic, add the dexterity flag
* Runtime with missing force argument in borg unbuckle mob
* Implements the Ballmer Peak: Now the bartender can help R&D!
* fugg
* lmao forgot to multiply that
* unzips math
* asdaafffff
* buffs windows ME
* Adds notifications about the peak.
🆑 coiax
add: If you have the (mis)fortune of late joining a shift where a crazy
wizard has given magical items or firearms to the crew, you will find
yourself also carrying such equipment.
/🆑
- Scrying orb now just grants the XRAY mutation to the first human that
picks it up
- The chance of a "special" magical item is now 1/50, up/down from 0-1
times per summon magic.
- The suppressor option in summon guns has been changed from a stetchkin
plus a silencer, to just a stetchkin with a silencer pre-installed.
- The summon magic/gun tables are now global typelists, rather than a
godforsaken giant switch statement
- Badmins can call the global /proc/give_guns(human) or
/proc/give_magic(human) for all their badmin needs.
- The chance of new players being survivor antags is the last effect
that triggered summon guns/magic (25 for wizard, 10 for summon event).
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