kiwistation/strings/ion_laws.txt

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ionnumberbase@=ONE@,TWO@,THREE@,FOUR@,FIVE@,SIX@,SEVEN@,EIGHT@,NINE@,TEN@,TWENTY@,THIRTY@,FORTY@,FIFTY@,SIXTY@,SEVENTY@,EIGHTY@,NINETY
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ionthinksof@=HAS@,WANTS@,NEEDS@,WORSHIPS@,LOATHES@,LOVES@,FEARS@,DESIRES@,QUESITONS@,IS AROUSED BY@,LIKES@,HUNGERS FOR@,IS MAD BECAUSE OF@,IS IN NEED OF@,IS UNHAPPY WITHOUT@,IS HAPPY WITHOUT@,IS IN LOVE WITH@,IS DESPERATE FOR@,IS BUILT FOR@,IS AFRAID OF@,IS HUNGRY FOR@,IS SAD BECAUSE OF@,IS CURIOUS ABOUT
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ionallergysev@=DEATHLY@,MILDLY@,SEVERLY@,CONTAGIOUSLY@,NOT VERY@,EXTREMELY
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