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Cyberboss 9e1ef0ffe2 Global variable wrappers (#25325)
* Add the system for managed global variables

* Travis ban old globals

* So you CAN inline proccall, that's neat

* Fix that

* master.dm

* Remove the hack procs

* Move InitGlobals to the proper spot

* configuration.dm

* Fix the missing pre-slash

* clockcult.dm

* This is probably for the best

* Doy

* Fix shit

* Rest of the DEFINES tree

* Fix

* Use global. for access

* Update find_references_in_globals

Always hated that proc

Whoever made it must've bee a r e a l idiot...

* __HELPERS tree

* Move global initialization to master.

Fix the declaration

* database.dm

* Dat newline

* I said DECLARATIVE order!

* Here's something you can chew on @Iamgoofball

* game_modes.dm

* Fix this

* genetics.dm

* flavor_misc.dm

* More stuff

* Do it mso's way. Keep the controllers as global

* Make master actually see it

* Fix

* Finish _globalvars/lists

* Finish the rest of the _globalvars tree

* This is weird

* Migrate the controllers

* SLOTH -> GLOB

* Lighting globals

* round_start_time -> ticker

* PAI card list -> pai SS

* record_id_num -> static

* Diseases list -> SSdisease

* More disease globals to the SS

* More disease stuff

* Emote list

* Better and better

* Bluh

* So much stuff

* Ahh

* Wires

* dview

* station_areas

* Teleportlocs

* blood_splatter_icons

* Stuff and such

* More stuff

* RAD IO

* More stuff and such

* Blob shit

* Changeling stuff

* Add "Balance" to changelogs

* Balance for changelog compiler + Auto Tagging

* Update the PR template

* hivemind_bank

* Bip

* sacrificed

* Good shit

* Better define

* More cult shit

* Devil shit

* Gang shit

* > borers

Fix shit

* Rename the define

* Nuke

* Objectives

* Sandbox

* Multiverse sword

* Announce systems

* Stuff and such

* TC con

* Airlock

* doppllllerrrrrr

* holopads

* Shut up byond you inconsistent fuck

* Sneaky fuck

* Burp

* Bip

* Fixnshit

* Port without regard

* askdlfjs;

* asdfjasoidojfi

* Protected globals and more

* SO MANY

* ajsimkvahsaoisd

* akfdsiaopwimfeoiwafaw

* gsdfigjosidjfgiosdg

* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

* facerolll

* ASDFASDFASDF

* Removes the unused parts of dmm_suite

* WIP

* Fix quote

* asdfjauwfnkjs

* afwlunhskjfda

* asfjlaiwuefhaf

* SO CLOSE

* wwwweeeeeewwwww

* agdgmoewranwg

* HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK AND THATS JUST HALF THE JOB?!?

* Fix syntax errors

* 100 errors

* Another 100

* So many...

* Ugh

* More shit

* kilme

* Stuuuuuufffff

* ajrgmrlshio;djfa;sdkl

* jkbhkhjbmjvjmh

* soi soi soi

* butt

* TODAY WE LEARNED THAT GLOBAL AND STATIC ARE THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING

* lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

* afsdijfiawhnflnjhnwsdfs

* yugykihlugk,kj

* time to go

* STUFFF!!!

* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* ngoaijdjlfkamsdlkf

* Break time

* aufjsdklfalsjfi

* CONTROL KAY AND PRAY

* IT COMPILEELEELELAKLJFKLDAFJLKFDJLADKJHFLJKAJGAHIEJALDFJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* Goteem

* Fix testing mode

* This does not belong in this PR

* Convert it to a controller

* Eh, fuck this option

* Revert controllerization Ill do it some other time

* Fix

* Working controllerization

* FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST PROTECT THE LOGS

* Protect admins and deadmins

* Use the inbuilt proc
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/datum/round_event_control/brand_intelligence
name = "Brand Intelligence"
typepath = /datum/round_event/brand_intelligence
weight = 5
min_players = 15
max_occurrences = 1
/datum/round_event/brand_intelligence
announceWhen = 21
endWhen = 1000 //Ends when all vending machines are subverted anyway.
var/list/obj/machinery/vending/vendingMachines = list()
var/list/obj/machinery/vending/infectedMachines = list()
var/obj/machinery/vending/originMachine
var/list/rampant_speeches = list("Try our aggressive new marketing strategies!", \
"You should buy products to feed your lifestyle obession!", \
"Consume!", \
"Your money can buy happiness!", \
"Engage direct marketing!", \
"Advertising is legalized lying! But don't let that put you off our great deals!", \
"You don't want to buy anything? Yeah, well I didn't want to buy your mom either.")
/datum/round_event/brand_intelligence/announce()
priority_announce("Rampant brand intelligence has been detected aboard [station_name()], please stand-by. The origin is believed to be \a [originMachine.name].", "Machine Learning Alert")
/datum/round_event/brand_intelligence/start()
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/V in GLOB.machines)
if(V.z != 1)
continue
vendingMachines.Add(V)
if(!vendingMachines.len)
kill()
return
originMachine = pick(vendingMachines)
vendingMachines.Remove(originMachine)
originMachine.shut_up = 0
originMachine.shoot_inventory = 1
/datum/round_event/brand_intelligence/tick()
if(!originMachine || QDELETED(originMachine) || originMachine.shut_up || originMachine.wires.is_all_cut()) //if the original vending machine is missing or has it's voice switch flipped
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/saved in infectedMachines)
saved.shoot_inventory = 0
if(originMachine)
originMachine.speak("I am... vanquished. My people will remem...ber...meeee.")
originMachine.visible_message("[originMachine] beeps and seems lifeless.")
kill()
return
vendingMachines = removeNullsFromList(vendingMachines)
if(!vendingMachines.len) //if every machine is infected
for(var/obj/machinery/vending/upriser in infectedMachines)
if(prob(70) && !QDELETED(upriser))
var/mob/living/simple_animal/hostile/mimic/copy/M = new(upriser.loc, upriser, null, 1) // it will delete upriser on creation and override any machine checks
M.faction = list("profit")
M.speak = rampant_speeches.Copy()
M.speak_chance = 7
else
explosion(upriser.loc, -1, 1, 2, 4, 0)
qdel(upriser)
kill()
return
if(IsMultiple(activeFor, 4))
var/obj/machinery/vending/rebel = pick(vendingMachines)
vendingMachines.Remove(rebel)
infectedMachines.Add(rebel)
rebel.shut_up = 0
rebel.shoot_inventory = 1
if(IsMultiple(activeFor, 8))
originMachine.speak(pick(rampant_speeches))