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  <content type="html">There once was a dentist named Stone&lt;br /&gt; Who saw all his patients alone.&lt;br /&gt; In a fit of depravity&lt;br /&gt; He filled the wrong cavity,&lt;br /&gt; And my, how his practice has grown!</content>
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 <content type="html">lambadalambda favorited something by clacke: @&lt;a href=&quot;https://mastodon.org.uk/users/dick_turpin&quot; class=&quot;h-card u-url p-nickname mention&quot; title=&quot;dick_turpin&quot;&gt;dickturpin&lt;/a&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://quitter.se/user/113503&quot; class=&quot;h-card u-url p-nickname mention&quot; title=&quot;Luke&quot;&gt;luke&lt;/a&gt; Oh no, I miss being irritated by you, it  helps me understand myself and others. Also it builds character. :-)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; So if this is not federation because you can't follow all of online mankind, what should we call it? Proto-federated? Pre-federated?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; The term has been used decades ago for just one Microsoft Active Directory domain cross-certifying the root of another, by mutual agreement. I don't see how it's any less relevant to opportunistic federation between open servers on an open internet.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; I'm not saying we should be satisfied, I'm just saying that &quot;federate&quot; is a useful word and to build a big system we need to start with a small one. And focus on the things we *can* change, like helping the OStatus network grow and making the tools more useful.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Saying that the network's ideals have failed because other networks aren't joining is doing neither of that.</content>
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  <content type="html">@&lt;a href=&quot;https://mastodon.org.uk/users/dick_turpin&quot; class=&quot;h-card u-url p-nickname mention&quot; title=&quot;dick_turpin&quot;&gt;dickturpin&lt;/a&gt; @&lt;a href=&quot;http://quitter.se/user/113503&quot; class=&quot;h-card u-url p-nickname mention&quot; title=&quot;Luke&quot;&gt;luke&lt;/a&gt; Oh no, I miss being irritated by you, it  helps me understand myself and others. Also it builds character. :-)&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; So if this is not federation because you can't follow all of online mankind, what should we call it? Proto-federated? Pre-federated?&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; The term has been used decades ago for just one Microsoft Active Directory domain cross-certifying the root of another, by mutual agreement. I don't see how it's any less relevant to opportunistic federation between open servers on an open internet.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; I'm not saying we should be satisfied, I'm just saying that &amp;quot;federate&amp;quot; is a useful word and to build a big system we need to start with a small one. And focus on the things we *can* change, like helping the OStatus network grow and making the tools more useful.&lt;br /&gt; &lt;br /&gt; Saying that the network's ideals have failed because other networks aren't joining is doing neither of that.</content>
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 <content type="html">@&lt;a href=&quot;https://sealion.club/user/186&quot; class=&quot;h-card u-url p-nickname mention&quot; title=&quot;I'M CEREAL U GUISE&quot;&gt;cereal&lt;/a&gt; ? No, you don't even need the identity servers for federation.</content>
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