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@@ -89,3 +89,24 @@ There's no chance corporate would stand for it. He gives me the old "Please don
That works all the time, right? Yeah. Well, I do feel like I need to do this cuz I don't wanna get (you know) people pissed at me. If your people, if your f**king f*g**t pedophile Dan Harmon and f*g**t pedophile Eric Wareheim get busted for doing something.
I'm not going to be the guy that was at Adult Swim and didn't say another executive -- okay well -- talks about how he's hired so many women because it helps them get away with murder. That's a direct quote.
So now I think they give these women these sort of title positions and they don't have them do anything. I'm not a white knight; my opinion of women very low, my regard with women generally is... If Matt Forney is right here, I'm right about right here, okay.
RICK STUMBLES IN DRUNKENLY, AND TURNS ON THE LIGHTS. Morty! You gotta come on. Jus'... you gotta come with me.
MORTY RUBS HIS EYES. What, Rick? What’s going on?
RICK I got a surprise for you, Morty.
MORTY It's the middle of the night. What are you talking about?
RICK SPILLS ALCOHOL ON MORTY'S BED Come on, I got a surprise for you. DRAGS MORTY BY THE ANKLE Come on, hurry up. PULLS MORTY OUT OF HIS BED AND INTO THE HALL.
MORTY Ow! Ow! You're tugging me too hard!
RICK We gotta go, gotta get outta here, come on. Got a surprise for you Morty.
MORTY Yeah, Rick... I-it's great. Is this the surprise?
RICK Morty. I had to... I had to do it. I had— I had to— I had to make a bomb, Morty. I had to create a bomb.
MORTY What?! A bomb?!
RICK We're gonna drop it down there just get a whole fresh start, Morty. Create a whole fresh start.
MORTY T-t-that's absolutely crazy!
RICK Come on, Morty. Just take it easy, Morty. It's gonna be good. Right now, we're gonna go pick up your little friend Jessica.
MORTY Jessica? From my math class?
RICK PUTS AN ARM AROUND MORTY’S SHOULDERS. When I drop the bomb you know, I want you to have somebody, you know? I want you to have the thing. I'm gonna make it like a new Adam and Eve, and you're gonna be Adam.
MORTY Ohh...
RICK And Jessica's gonna be Eve.
MORTY Whhhh-wha?
RICK And so that's the surprise, Morty.